Mollie Speigel Goes to Church

Mollie Speigel, an older Jewish lady, is invited to a high mass by her friend Maria Hernandez. Mollie was delighted to accept the invitation, because she had never been to a mass before.

So Mollie and Maria, dressed in their finest, went to the high mass.

A visiting Bishop was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surlus was very ornate, and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke rising from it.

Mollie, sitting directly on the aisle, touched the Bishop on his shoulder as he passed her seat, and innocently said...