NEW Church Bulletin Bloopers
Everyone is excited about the upcoming wedding of Brad and Melody. They are having a "country style" wedding. Everyone is invited to join them as they exchange cows in the church courtyard June 7th.
Remember, we'll be gathering with other area churches for the singing in the park Sunday night. I want to remind the choir and all sinners to be at the park by 4:30 p.m. for warm up and sound checks.
The Seniors group will have a picnic Saturday. Each person is asked to bring a friend, a vegetable, or dessert in a covered dish. Meat and drinks will be furnished.
We are especially thankful that when Sister Dora was At Death's Door, The Lord and her Doctors Pulled her through.
Anna Anderson requested that she be cremated before her death.
Brian has been added to our prayer list due to back problems. Please pray for Brian K., who is a pain.
Many thanks to everyone who had any part in preparing for, helping with, and cleaning up Vacation Bible School.
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Originally published November 14, 2002.
