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New Marriage Math

Published Jan 01, 1900

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New Marriage Math

First girl: "My pastor said we could have 16 husbands."

Second girl: "Are you sure?"

First girl: "Yes. At the last wedding at the church I heard him say, four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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