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New More Church Bloopers

Jan 01, 1900
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New More Church Bloopers

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment.

Attend our banquet and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

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Originally published November 14, 2002.

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