Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep...

A daddy was listening to his little boy say his prayers one evening and was surprised as the little fella prayed, "Dear Harold".
At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, Johnny, Why did you call God 'Harold'"? Johnny looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church, Daddy, you know the prayer we say, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy Name."
Originally published November 14, 2002.