Outside Church Signs
"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1." "Under same management for over 2000 years." "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!" "You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving." "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!" "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church." "Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are." "Come early for a good back-seat." "Life has many choices, eternity has two. What's yours?" "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!" "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible." "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees." "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow." "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings." "God answers kneemail."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
