Potluck Dinner Anyone?

Oh, what an interesting texture!
I didn't know there were that many shades of green!
Oh, Fred, don't get worked up, she told you it was a new Band-Aid! Besides, you love potato salad!
Trudy, your egg salad bust of the preacher is very, um, uh, er. . .creative!
You say missionaries gave you this recipe?!
What do you mean the dog wouldn't eat it?!
I didn't think you could deep fry that!
If Jell-O and vegetables were meant to exist together, Bill Cosby would have been a vegetarian!
Was that SUPPOSED to be crunchy?
Originally published November 14, 2002.