Righteous Johnny
Published Jan 01, 1900
A mother looked out a window and saw lil Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother turned around to do some work... A while later she heard meowing and yeowling out the back door. She went to the window and saw Johnny baptizing the kittens. She opened the window and said, "Lil Johnny, stop that! You'll drown those kittens." Johnny looked at her and said with much conviction in his voice, "They should had thought of that before they joined my church."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
