Sick at Church
Published Jan 01, 1900
A little boy was in church with his mother when he started feeling queasy... "Mommy," he said, "can we leave now?" "No" his mother replied, "We're staying." "Well, I think I have to be sick!" "Then quick, go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." After about a minute or two at most, the little fella returned to his seat. His Mom leaned over and asked, "So, did you throw up?" "Yes; I feel better now." "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and back here so quick?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mom. They have little box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
