Signs in Front of Churches
Published Jan 01, 1900
Come in and let us prepare you for your finals. A miser is a rich pauper. Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan. We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday. Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell but were afraid to ask. Pray up in advance. What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake? Will it take six strong pall-bearers to bring you back?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
