- You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
- Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.
- A miser is a rich pauper.
- Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
- We hold sit-in demonstrations every Sunday.
- No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.
- Start living to beat hell.
- If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping.
- Everything you always wanted to know about heaven and hell But were afraid to ask.
- Pray up in advance.
- Patience is the ability to stand something as long as it happens to the other fellow.
- [At an Arizona church in August] You think it's hot HERE?
- I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
- Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
- K-mart is not the only saving place.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
