Religious Jokes

Some Thoughts Regarding Christians:

Jan 01, 1900
My Crosswalk Follow topic
Some Thoughts Regarding Christians:

  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
  • Quit griping about the church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
  • It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
  • We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
  • People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church.
  • Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.
  • The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."
  • If a congregation wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
  • God Himself does not propose to judge a man till he is dead. So why should we?

Originally published November 14, 2002.

My Crosswalk Follow topic

SHARE