Sunday Quickies ...
Published Jan 01, 1900
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally she leaned over to her mother and whispered." Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where the Star Spangled Banner was sung before the start of the game. Then the father and the son attended church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation sang that song, and after everyone sat down, the boy suddenly yelled out, "PLAY BALL".
Originally published November 14, 2002.
