Taking Inventory
Published Jan 01, 1900
Adam was returning home late one night in paradise after hanging out with the dodo and the lion. Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN"
Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth" and went to sleep.
Later that night Adam woke up. Feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve. "What the heck are you doing?" he asked.
"I'm counting your ribs" she responded.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
