That's John . . .
Published Oct 01, 2002

A seven-year old boy was asked to make a picture of a nativity scene for his class. When he finished, he gave it to the teacher. It had all the usual things, the animals, Mary, the baby Jesus. But it also had an overweight man smoking a pipe.
"Who's that," the teacher asked.
"That's John Virgin," the boy replied.
"Who?" asked the teacher, very confused.
"You know," said the boy. "From the song. Round John Virgin, mother and child."
Submittde by: Andey Halliday
Originally published November 14, 2002.