The B - I - B - L - E
Published Jan 01, 1900
Little Johnny approached his father and said, "I know the Bible!"
His father replied, "What do you mean you know the Bible?"
Little Johnny replied, "I know what the Bible stands for!"
His father said, "So, what does the Bible stand for?"
Little Johnny replied, "It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
