The Bible According to Kids

The statements below are said to have been written by actual students and are genuine and NOT retouched or corrected: - Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. - The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount cyanide to get the ten amendments. - The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. - The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother. - The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. - The epistles were wives of the apostles. - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. - Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. - Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. - One of the opposums was St Matthew who was also a taximan.
Originally published November 14, 2002.