The Holidays!

The single Mother had married a Jewish man. She had agreed to let her son decide which faith to embrace. As both Christmas and Hanukkah neared, they agreed to decorate the house in the traditions of each faith.
The woman and her son decorated the Christmas tree and placed all of the other decorations around the house.
When they were finished, the husband got out his Menorah and placed it on the mantle.
The wife said, "That's it??? Aren't we going to go chop down a Hanukkah tree and decorate it?"
Originally published April 12, 2005.