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The Rich Man

Jan 01, 1900
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The Rich Man

There is a rich man who is righteous and the Lord looks down on him and says, "You will go to Heaven" and the man asks the Lord if he can bring some of his wealth with him and the Lord says, " It doesn't work that way. No one can bring anything with them to Heaven." The rich man says, "Can't you make an exception in my case and let me bring a little?" The Lord says, "OK". So the man packs up some bars of gold and neatly stacks them. When it's time to go to heaven he shows up with his gold.

The angel at the Gate says, "You can't bring anything with you!" and the man says, " I got special permission." So the angel goes and checks with God. When he comes back he asks, "So what did you bring?" And the man opens up the bag. The angel looks inside and exclaims, "YOU BROUGHT PAVEMENT?"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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