The Sunday Sermon
Published Jan 01, 1900
The pastor was shaking hands as the congregation exited the sanctuary when one lady, attempting to compliment him, said, "Thank you for the good sermon today, Pastor."
The minister, trying to be appropriately humble, replied, "Don't thank me, thank the Lord."
Without thinking the lady shot back, "It wasn't THAT good."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
