Things Learned At Bible School
Published Jan 01, 1900
With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers. Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents. A fire extinguisher is a handy device. Helium tanks should be chained down tightly. Cheap glue adheres to skin. Kool Aid and song motions do not mix. Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think. Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped. Hand-me-down sound systems can get loud when the adult service is taking communion. Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier. Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose. Helium intoxication does not render respect in a staff meeting.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
