Things Overheard On Noah's Ark

Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?
Hey, there are more that two flies in here!
I finally get a bass boat and now I have to take the whole family....
Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?
Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!
OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?
No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!
"And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."
Nice Doggie!
"Are We There Yet?"
Originally published June 28, 2004.