Three Pastors
Published Jan 01, 1900
Three pastors were having lunch in a diner.
One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away."
Another said "Yeah, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they won't go away."
The third said, "I baptized all mine and made them members of the church...Haven't seen one back since."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
