Top 10 Ways to Know You Have Joined the Wrong Church
Published Jan 01, 1900
10.The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss Version
7. There's an ATM in the lobby
6. The Choir wears leather robes
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. --Bring Your Own Snake
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum
3. The Pastors regularly attend meetings in Las Vegas and Atlantic City.
2. Ushers ask,Smoking or Non-smoking?
1. The Women's Quartet are all married to the pastor
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss Version
7. There's an ATM in the lobby
6. The Choir wears leather robes
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. --Bring Your Own Snake
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum
3. The Pastors regularly attend meetings in Las Vegas and Atlantic City.
2. Ushers ask,Smoking or Non-smoking?
1. The Women's Quartet are all married to the pastor
Originally published November 14, 2002.
