Top Bible Salesman
A Bible sales company was having their annual sales meeting and were honoring those with outstanding sales during the year.
The salesman who stuttered, to the surprise of all the other salesmen, took top place for the most Bibles sold. Of course the other salesmen were curious as to his sales technique since he stuttered. They wondered what he could possibly say in such a short time at a door when stuttering that would win him this top salesman position.
The stuttering salesman explained, "Well, well, well, well... when, when, when, I, I, I, get, get, get, to, to, to, the door, door, door, door... I, I, I, I, assssk, theeem - Do, do, do, you, you, you, want, want, want, want, to, to, to, to, buy, buy, buy, a Bi, Bi, Bible, or, or, or, do, do, do, do, you, you, you, want, want, want, want, me, me, me, to, to, to, re, rea, read, it, it, it, to, to, to, y, you, you, you?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
