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Top Seven Church Oxymorons

Published Jan 03, 2003

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Top Seven Church Oxymorons

7. Brief meeting

6. Preacher's day off

5. Early sign up

4. Clear calendar

3. Volunteer waiting list

2. Realistic budget

1. Concluding remarks

Originally published January 04, 2003.

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