Top Ten Reasons To Join The Music Ministry

10. You've been wanting to ring someone's chimes for years and Handbell Choir is just the ticket.

9. You have a tendency to get egg on your clothes at Sunday breakfast and the choir robe will cover it up.

8. You heard that if you could blow a horn you could be in the orchestra but you're wondering how you'll get the Isuzu in the sanctuary.

7. Someone once said you sing well, and after all, moms are totally unbiased.

6. You played in the band in high school and you think you could get your clarinet back from T.G.I. Friday's.

5. You're dying to know what [name someone] is talking about during rehearsals!

4. You pulled out the old Beatles albums the other day and you think you sound every bit as good as Paul.

3. Larnelle called; the duet album is off.

2. You once burped the entire national anthem in fifth grade and anybody that creative needs an outlet.

1. There is a song in your heart longing to be sung. God wrote it and it's all about how he loves you. It's his favorite and it never ends!