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Trouble with the Collections?

Jul 08, 2005
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Trouble with the Collections?

A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.  

One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer Condill's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord.  The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"  

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave. 

Originally published July 09, 2005.

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