Washed Up On An Island
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two men found themselves washed up on an island. The first man started yelling "We're going to die, we're going to die." The second man was calmly leaning against a coconut tree. The first man asked him, " How can you be so calm?" The second man replied "I make $100,000 per week and we are not going to die." The first man said " We are going to die and what does your making $100,000 per week have to do with it?" The second man replied, "I make $100,000 per week and pay a 10% tithe on every penny of it. My pastor will find me." Thanks to Claude Rush for sending this one in.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
