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What God is Like

Jan 01, 1900
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What God is Like
God is like Coca-Cola. He’s the real thing.

God is like General Electric. He lights your path.

God is like Bayer Aspirin. He works wonders.

God is like Hallmark Cards. He cared enough to send the very best.

God is like Tide. He gets out stains that others leave behind.

God is like VO-5 Hair Spray. He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like Dial Soap. Aren’t you glad you know Him? Don’t you wish everyone did?

God is like Sears. He has everything.

God is like Alka Seltzer. Oh, what a relief He is!

God is like Scotch Tape. You can’t see Him but you know He’s there!

God is like American Express Card. Don’t leave home without Him!

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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