What's the Sermon Worth?
Published Jan 01, 1900
The minister selected a fifty-cent item at a convenience store, but discovered he didn't have any money with him.
"I could invite you to hear me preach in return," he said jokingly to the owner, "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cent sermons."
"Perhaps," suggested the owner, "I could attend twice."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
