Wrong Department
Published Jan 01, 1900

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky. One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. "Can't you do something?" she demanded angrily. "I'm sorry ma'am," the Reverend said gently, "I'm in sales, not management."
Originally published November 14, 2002.