Religious Jokes

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Jan 01, 1900
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Your Vote Counts

The Pastor said, "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and half to deliver, and I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give, and I've got a 10 minute $100 sermon on love and generosity.

We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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