Arnie’s Army

A fan in the crowd came up to him and said, "Mr. Palmer, how do you make the ball back up like that with a 3 iron?"
Arnold replied, "Do you have a 3 iron?"
The fan said, "Yes sir, I do."
"How far do you hit it?"
"About 160 yards," came the answer.
Arnold calmly said, "What the heck do you want it to back up for?"
Originally published August 06, 2003.