The Lions
Published Oct 06, 2003
There is a mama lion, a daddy lion & a baby lion. The mama lion & the daddy lion were having a lot of fights so they decided to get a divorce.
The lion family goes in front of a judge to decide custody of the baby lion.
The judge asks the baby lion "Do you wanna live with mama lion?" The baby lion nswers "No mama lion beats me."
The judge said "Alright, do you wanna live with daddy lion?"
The baby lion answers "No daddy lion beats me worse."
The judge asks "who do you wanna live with then?" The baby answers "The Detroit Lions, they don't beat anybody."
Originally published October 07, 2003.
