The 2-for-1 Haircut

A few months ago we loaded up Jedd's Geo GL (which we think stands for Gullible Losers) and headed for our sister church up in North Dakota, the Church of the Frozen Tundra. This isn't its real name, of course, but we gave it this moniker after our first couple of visits there because (1) North Dakota has tundra, and (2) much of said tundra is frozen (as are many other things in North Dakota)...
Originally published December 11, 2010.