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Big InTexas

Jan 01, 1900
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Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them. The first Texan says, " My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger"

The second Texan says, ' My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5000 head of cattle and they call my place Big Johns'.

They both look down at the Jewish man who says, ' My name is Irving and I own 300 acres ' .

Roger looks down at him and say, ' 300 Acres ? What do you raise ? '

'Notink' Irving says.

Well then, what do you call it?' Asked John.

. . . 'Downtown Dallas.'

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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