Calling the Travel Office
Published Jan 01, 1900
"Thank you for calling Adventures in Telephoning Unlimited.
"If you wish to leave a message for Bill, please press 1. If you wish to leave a message for Tony, please press 2. If it's Marty you're calling, please press 3.
"If none of these names make any sense to you, you've probably called the wrong number. In that case, please press 4 and leave a message for Nick, he's feeling ignored."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
