Everythings Big in Texas

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to get some dinner. Upon arriving, he ordered a frosty mug of root beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The waiter replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After dinner, the blind man asked the waiter where the bathroom was located. The waiter replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.