Here Comes the Snowplow
We here in Virginia just had 5 inches of snow last weekend -- in honor of the major freak out that occurred .... we present ...... Here Comes the Snowplow ....
Norman and his blonde wife live in an area that receives a lot of snow. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again. The radio announcer begins, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park--," but then the power goes out.
Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do!"
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Originally published January 30, 2004.
