Important Questions and Answers
Why is a shoemaker like a minister ? What would you call two banana skins ? What's the best thing to make in a hurry ? If two wrongs don't make a right, what did two rights make ? Where does a two-ton gorilla sleep ? If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? When do two and two make more than four. What is the latest thing in dresses ? What increases its value by being turned upside down ? What is the best way to hunt bear ? Which eye gets hit the most ? Why was the dog chasing his tail ? What sort of band doesn't make music ? What is the difference between an old man and a cow ?
Because the both try to save soles (souls).
A pair of slippers.
Haste.
An airplane.
Anywhere he wants to.
Someone else's coat.
When they make 22.
A nightdress.
The number 6.
With your clothes off.
The bulls-eye.
He was trying to make both ends meet.
A rubber band.
One lives in the past, the other in the pasture.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
