- 1. From an Airline employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
- 2. Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
- 3. After landing: "Thank you for flying Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
- 4. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!"
- 5. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
