New Rules to Clean Up New York City:
Published Jan 01, 1900
Fake Rolex salesmen Must offer fake warranty information New rule for cabbies: driving naps should not exceed 12 minutes Only 7 Starbucks per block Getting rats out of subway and putting them back in the restaurants where they belong Shine Bat Signal into night sky; when Batman shows up, hand him a broom and a pooper scooper. If Yankees win the World Series again they can clean up the ticker tape themselves. Forming task force to get Clinton to move to New Jersey. Women's Rights Groups have won a court action to rename the famous street " Broadway " to " His and Her Way " Grant's Tomb only had 22 visitors last year, so the city has licensed it to a Kosher Sushi Bar franchise.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
