NYC
With summer almost at our door steps, many people are already beginning to plan their vacation get-a-ways. For those planning a trip to New York City, here are some...
"New York City Traveler's Tips". . . . .
The city does not employ so-called "wallet inspectors."
Remember: regular hot dogs do not have fingernails.
Yelling at cabdrivers in English wastes your time and theirs.
Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental records on you.
Don't lick food from a stranger's beard.
It's bad manners to lie down inside someone else's chalk body outline.
Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers.
If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it.
If it doesn't smell like chili, it probably isn't.
Originally published April 29, 2005.
