Order Up!
Published Aug 03, 2005
A cow-puncher ordered a steak at a restaurant. The waiter brought it in rare--very rare. The cow-puncher looked at it and demanded that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.
"It is cooked," snapped the waiter.
"Cooked--nothing," replied the cow-puncher. "I've seen cows hurt worse than that and get well."
Originally published August 04, 2005.
