Our Town is so Slow That........
Published Jan 01, 1900
Bunnies aren't allowed in the city limits, because they chase (and catch) the fire engines. Not very many people are seen walking around town... the speeding tickets are too expensive for most people. Cars have to be specially designed to only have a top speed of 20MPH. (Highway Speed Limit) Skates have been banned since the "high speed chase of '88"! At last year's races, Ralph Bottomfender set a new speed record of 27 MPH! There was a bank robbery a few years ago. The police couldn't catch the robbers because the robbers used bicycles to outrun the police cars!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
