Our Town is Soooooo Small ("How small is it?!?") - Our Town is so small that ...- ...our city limits signs are both on the same post.
- ...the City jail is called amoeba; it only has one cell.
- ...the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch. ...the 7-11 is a 9-5.
- ...the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot long hot dog.
- ...the New Years baby was born in October.
- ...the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions.
- ...there's no place to go that you shouldn't.
- ...a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
- ...the phone book has only one page.
- ...there's nothing doing every minute.
- ...at the last beauty contest, nobody won 1st, 2nd or 3rd
- ...the ZIP code was a fraction.
- ...second street is in the next town
Originally published November 14, 2002.
