REAL reasons airlines cancel your flight.....
Published Jun 12, 2004
Too many passengers have garlic breath.
The captain says it's too nice a day and he is going golfing.
The peanut shipment from Jimmy Carter's farm hasn't arrived.
The maintenance crew's kids want to play on the emergency slides.
The life canoe is being rebarked.
The flight attendants are off attending Play Day at Disney World.
The lady who was sitting in your seat on the previous flight had an "accident" and your seat cushion no longer works as a flotation device.
The cockpit crew spent all the fuel money on "entertainment" last night.
They need the airplane to pick up the passengers they stranded last week in Boise.
Originally published June 13, 2004.
