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Texas Girls

Jul 14, 2004
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Texas Girls

Texas girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."

Texas girls don't sweat....they glisten

Texas girls know their summer weather report:
Hot
Hot
Hot

Texas girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest

Texas girls know their vacation spots:
Ruidoso
Ruidoso
Ruidoso

Texas girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Adorable sandals

Texas girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Texas girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
8 Seconds
True Grit
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias

Texas girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Texas girls know their country breakfasts:
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Tacos

Texas girls know their p's & q's
"P"ecan pie
"P"ralines
"P"unch

Texas girls know their cities dripping with Texas charm:
Dallas
Houston
Austin
Midland
Amarillo
San Antonio

Texas girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Men in Wranglers

Y'all know Texas girls are quick on the drawl...

Texas girls know their prime real estate
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Rodeo

Texas girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad Dancers

Texas girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!

Now you run along, Shugah, and send this to some other Girls Raised In Texas.

Originally published July 15, 2004.

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