The Dude Ranch
Published Jan 01, 1900
Todd and Jill went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't. Jill replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic out here."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
